Hooray, it was snowing! I was overjoyed,
While stepping on campus, where I am employed.
Warm in my coat, I zipped up with one yank,
While someone was yelling, “Help! I’ve been shanked!”
I breathed in the chill, I lavished the peace,
Then nearly I slipped, in frozen feces.
The snowflakes where growing, ‘til big as popcorn,
When a child was caught, trying to smuggle in porn.
Then I reached the cottage and what do I see?
Juvenile sex offenders looking at me.
Now, remember the chill. It made my throat sore.
When I went to greet them, it came out a roar.
Frozen they stood, so silent in fear.
Shanks, feces, and porn. Hooray! Winter cheer.
2 comments:
Yayay! This makes me incredibly happy. You must put it to music and record it for me. My birthday is coming up you know...I'm just sayin...
I KNEW you would comment to this. When I posted it, I thought, "Lori will find the humor in this! She might end up being the only one though!"
too funny!
I may consider recording it as a B-day gift . . .
we shall see!
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