Sunday, May 4, 2008

Wild Pink

Name: James Pinkerton

Alias: Wild Pink

Bio: James lived the life of a normal person until his late teenage years, when his mutation took affect. At the age of nineteen, James awoke to find that he had transformed into a large, pink beast. He had grown from an average height to an alarming 8’2’’ and was covered in a thick, shaggy, pink fur, all over the course of one night. James was quickly excommunicated from all social ties, due to his frightening appearance. However, after years of loneliness, James discovered he had the ability to again transfer back into his original form at will. James attempted to continue his old life as an ordinary man, but quickly realized that his mutation was a gift, and that with such a gift comes responsibility. James assumed an alias called Wild Pink and now spends his days as a youth pastor and a family man, and his nights as Wild Pink, protecting the metropolis of Farmland with the limitless strength and heightened senses he possesses in his beast-like form. James also has developed the ability, both in his original and mutated form, to project a psycho-sionic wavelength using his voice. This gives him the power to induce a calming sensation in others, and when focused, can be used to manipulate their choice making, an ability he refers to as “power persuasion.” He typically uses this ability to disable his competitors while playing video games. At this point in time, James’ only known weakness as the Wild Pink is chicken tacos. James has been known to become so distracted to the temptation of a chicken taco that he has stood by and ate one while a pack of vicious circus monkeys mauled a kitten nearby, all without even noticing the kitten's cries of agony and pleas for help. After finishing his chicken taco and coming to his senses, Wild Pink realized what was happening and sprung into action just in time to save the kitten's life. However, Wild Pink's distraction was at the expense of the kitten's mobility, as it has been crippled for life. Wild Pink has been emotionally scarred by this near-failure, and has since become even more dedicated to protecting the community from evil-doers. Fortunately, James’ weakness is a little known fact to the majority of the super villains of Farmland. James might be just an ordinary man, but as Wild Pink, he is a dark and tragic, pink and hairy hero.

3 comments:

--V-- said...

Mmmm...chicken tacos. Very distracting! Poor kitten though...

Pink is God's said...

Can't....help....myself....must....have.... chicken....tacos! I'm one bad mama-jamma!

Kris Sorensen said...

I laughed so hard I hurt myself :-)

"he is a dark and tragic, pink and hairy hero" hahaha