Saturday, January 28, 2012

From the mouth of babes

Him: Man, look at that fool. He's all like 'duhh!' What a retard! He's so retarded! Look at him!

Me: Um, you know, since your arm is broken and you're wearing that cast, you're technically retarded now.

Him: (long pause, eyes cast down, looking ashamed) Oh... sorry man... (Speaking towards the gentleman across the street he was mocking earlier)

Me: I'm just kidding. You were retarded way before you broke your arm. Nah, not really...

Him: (sheepish smile) Oh. I believed you.

Me: I know you did.  Don't make fun of people, got it?

Him: (lots of laughter) okay!

     *it definitely won't stick, but creative interventions are a blast :-)

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