Sunday, April 6, 2008

Bummer!

I am very sad. Know why? I'm down to two pair of office appropriate, non-dress pants.

You see, I have this problem. Nearly every pair of pants I have tare at the crotch.

I mean TARE.

Not just a little. No, they TARE.

Just the other day, I was stepping into Lori's vehicle when I heard a loud pop, followed by an uncomfortable draft. And of course, I was wearing my favorite pair of khaki's. Yep, far beyond repair.

But this just doesn't stop at work pants. Oh, no! Jeans. Shorts. You name it.

It's like a curse!!!

Fortunately, I usually have a hoodie or sweatshirt to tie around my waist . . .

But besides being prepared for an unexpected need to clothe my lower half, what can I do???

3 comments:

--V-- said...

Never, ever sit down or bend in any way.

bryan vickery said...

maybe your next coping skill we be learning how to sew pants with lots of excess material in the krotch region.

Keym said...

B! That was totally my suggestion, almost like a parachute in his crotch that only expands when the other material inevitably gives out! Great minds think alike and what not.