Friday, April 25, 2008

Kimberly Cutman

Name: Kimberly Cutman

Alias: The Cutman

Bio: The source of Cutman's unique powers are yet to be known, as no genetic mutation has been identified in her DNA at this time. Cutman's powers first emerged at the tender age of seventeen. This was when she was first exposed to the horror of what would soon become her arch nemesis. Cutman began to sense an uneasiness, something not right in the world. She turned to see, to her disgust, a mullet. Not just any mullet. A permed mullet. This is when young Cutman's powers became evident. Cutman willed time to slow at an alarming rate, a power she now refers to as time suspension. Still moving at a normal pace while the world around her moved in slow motion, long razor like objects extended from Cutman's fingers. In one quick swipe, Cutman defeated the mullet, leaving behind a fantastic faux-hawk. Cutman has also developed geometric sight, recognizing angles and symmetry easily. Cutman not only senses nearby disturbances, but can focus her energy to foresee the best outcome possible. Cutman typically uses this power to recognize a hazardous haircut, then to replace it with the most pleasing alternative. She also uses this ability to cheat on tests. Cutman's time suspension ability is most often used to disorient her clients throughout the hair coloring process, for their comfort as this tends to take a while. She also uses this ability skip ahead of others in long lines, as this is her greatest weakness. Cutman's extendable razor's are not only used to cut hair, but are great to peal grapefruits with and roast marshmellows from. Cutman has also went into the pet grooming business, as she has most recently developed another ability: animal telepathy.

2 comments:

Kris Sorensen said...

Yeah for me - This super hero will be helping me with the mop on my top tomorrow!

Pink is God's said...

Dude!!! That is awesome! I hope I get a sweet super bio someday!