Hair Crisis

I know. I’m lame. But I’m in desperate need of a trim and I’m wondering if that’s not all I need. When I was first promoted to my current position I had an awesome emo cut thanks to my talented, licensed cosmo wife, but it just wasn’t appropriate to wear to court (which I attend a lot because of my job) so I let it grow. Problem is, I never stopped. It grew and grew and after fifteen months of only a trim here and there I went from Pete Wentz to Kurt Cobain. I’m in need of change. Maybe the mop on top is a good place to start. Or not . . .