Kid: You good at math?
Kid: Did you go to college?
Me: I did. I studied people. I'm finishing my Master's degree in counseling psychology this summer.
Kid: Oh, then you should work for CPS. You'll get a lot of money, and all you have to do is take kids away from their moms and dads.
Me: Sounds sad.
Kid: Only for the kids, and sometimes the moms. The dads usually don't care though, and the workers never do. So it wouldn't be sad for you.